Do I Look Like I’m (still) in Jail?

Because I can change it, no problem. Godaddy is just teeming with crackerjack web development and slideshow programming. Just a snip there. A tuck there. Some superglue here. And hey, hey…Let’s announce something…

ON JANUARY 1st, 2017, THE WORLD WILL NOT KNOW WHAT HAS HIT THEM AND WHEN I SAY “HIT THEM” I MEAN “HIT THEM” seeing that it was the predetermined secret code word to unleash the binary wolves…

THE WORLD PREMIERE MEDIA LAUNCH AND HALF-PRICE BUFFET WILL COMMENCE WITH THE ACCESS TO THE NIGHTMARISH AND ALWAYS-IN-TRAFFIC MEANDERINGS AND HOT TALK INSIGHT

OF

THE WALKING CATASTROPHE

with BRIAN JOHN SCHAEFER

THE PODCAST THAT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP, PUT ITS HANDS DOWN, LISTEN TO LAW ENFORCEMENT, OR GIVE THE RIGHT OF WAY TO AGING PEDESTRIANS ACROSS THE DROUGHT-STRICKEN SURFACE OF THE COUNTY THEY NAMED LOS ANGELES…

Humor, biting half-baked satire, extemporaneous displays of savoir faire and lost tangos in Paris…Please tune in here — and a half dozen other places — for the previously recorded goodbye tour that is “The Walking Catastrophe…”


ANYTHING to give the people (all two of you) the love, support, and unmitigated and not completely unlawful staccato caterwauling that you so richly deserve…


On to other things:

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Re: The below shot glass of crocodile tears. As I boarded a train toward Chicago with a belly full of Bloody Marys she made on a staircase in the airport — she looked so beautiful (and relieved) that day — I shook my fist toward the River Potomac and I croaked:

“N’yah, shit, D.C….We barely met…”  

(Winter of ’92)

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“Have you ever kissed a woman goodbye…”  (Cattle car in Indiana, 1992)

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