And then there’s everything I do besides what I believe I am most qualified to do and that’s write. Like, write now. Or there’s this, write over here. And don’t believe a word of anything that anyone has ever said. At first. And you have the recipe. To be me. 'Cause There… Continue reading Forecast: Mostly Pathos with a Chance of Catharsis
Lawrence Welk (photo credit: unknown) Normal? That's funny. Um. Who did most of the talking? The patient? Or the licensed well-dressed sociopath taking notes? (Jokes.) First, you have to realize “normal” is a state of mind, a figment of our dysfunctional imagination, a tumor that never goes away and spends a lifetime…just sitting there…atop and… Continue reading Q: “Is it normal to be exhausted after a therapy session with your clinical psychologist if you have a mental illness?”
From the vault (July 8, 2000) I don’t like riding on the passenger side ...in fact it was only yesterday when i yelled, BUYING A NEW PAIR OF SHOES CURES EVERYTHING THAT AILS YA... AND STOLY'S WORKS IN A PINCH AS WELL.. though because electricity *is* my bio-functional sombrero, you'll find my lady Macbeth there,… Continue reading The Passenger Side
"I’ll tell you why. In short, they’ve all been cheated. Dealt a lousy hand. Screwed over through no apparent fault of their own. And they don’t just feel it. It’s part of their marrow now. It’s something that will never go away..."
THE JOBS I REMEMBER: BRIAN J. SCHAEFER (THROUGH 47 YEARS, 8 MONTHS AND CHANGE) CLICK for CLASSIFIED MATERIAL - NO RECRUITERS OR LAW ENFORCEMENT SO IT'S BEEN six months since leaving the Associated Press and for the first time in a while -- despite my ultimate goal of being an independent professional a year… Continue reading CONFIDENTIAL: “The Jobs I Remember” (Or: My Real Resume)
"And so be it, We are not there, but here."
Because I can change it, no problem. Godaddy is just teeming with crackerjack web development and slideshow programming. Just a snip there. A tuck there. Some superglue here. And hey, hey...Let's announce something... ON JANUARY 1st, 2017, THE WORLD WILL NOT KNOW WHAT HAS HIT THEM AND WHEN I SAY "HIT THEM" I MEAN "HIT… Continue reading Do I Look Like I’m (still) in Jail?